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thelilnan:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point

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russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

(Source: avatarthelastsjwarrior, via pizza)

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staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

(via flyingpurplehedgehogs)

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amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

(via tan-lines-and-leotards)

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dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via tan-lines-and-leotards)

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geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

image

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When I start to develop a crush on someone

When I start to develop a crush on someone

(Source: mymy336, via born-brown)

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chromeofficial:

sometimes i lay in bed and wonder if anyone is jealous of me 

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strawberrypatty:

annethecatdetective:

where-my-sidewalk-ends:

Book Nooks….Love the first one!

Give me the all of these

I feel it’s one of the great tragedies of my own life that I don’t have one of these.

(via inaworldofmycreation)

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via tan-lines-and-leotards)

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sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via pizza)

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